Reggae Shark

Reggae Shark - The Key of Awesome

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Gonna tell you day story of a reggae shark .There'a hundred of shark living under de sea;the great white , hammerhead and white tip reefs but the one shark discovery always leave out is the dreadlock rasta fish I'm talking about(reggae shark!).Reggae shark is real! Him got a band with the seals ooh!He don't wanna harm ya he just wants your ganja.After dark reggae shark come crusi'n sone say reggae shark part human him was cursed by an evil jelly witch , didn't have no reason she was just a bit**. Some kids were boating and smoking a spliff reggae shark swam over to ask for a hit,the kids start screami'n and one of them drowned now the sheriff and his posse gonna hunt him down .Got noo political agenda he just wants redemption ,and he also wants ganja ,but you can't light a spliff when you live under water .One day a drug boat had to drop It's load, reggae shark come along and him eat it whole, now he's starving like Marvin got the Munchies then him to see the evil sheriff and all his flunkies .He put his fins in the air and said it wasn't me fault but the sheriff said "fire" and the riffles shot.But it was just a shark decoy tied to a raft cause the reggae shark 's a master of the arts and crafts.He jumped on de boat and the sheriff fell down his throat . The towns people cheered and said "You brought us peace ,yo took a bite of corruption in the town police". They threw him a huge ticker tape parade, cause they know the balances of the food chain.They gave him the key to Kingston town you should see the tourism he brings in now "You've redeemed yourself "said the jelly witch "Me can reverse that curse and I grant ya wish"Him looked at the witch and he said ,"nay,cause I'm a reggae shark and that's the way I'll stay".