Santa Claus Diss Track

Santa, I think your days are over You're too fat and old, you're slower

It's time to quit like just retire And I'm cookin' you this fire

Shit, is there a brand new hire?

I'ma fill your role, it's dire

New Santa is crazy, I'm wired

Crash the sleigh and kill the elves Oh shit, guess I'm fuckin' fired

Rip Rudolph's bitch ass red nose off, throw it to the wolves

My blood cough worsens every time I hear you bring up this damn holiday

I'll survive to New Years, hopefully that shit will be okay

I burned down the tree after I smashed all of the ornaments

Yuck wanted to pull up, so I dropped him my damn coordinates

Santa, what's gonna happen to you is unfortunate like Lemony Snicket