Merch

Hey there, it's your boy Ren Swanson

How y'all doin'?

Listen, I'm here to tell you about the newest hit single, Merch

So why don't y'all give it a listen

All I sell is merch, merch, merch, I tell you what

Never can sell anything like this quite as much

Dollar 95, hundred thirty-three, ain't no bassist

Who can sell this merch like me

I used to play the bass, I thought I was a slayer

But look at me now, I'm a different kind of player