Merch Lyrics
- Genre:Electronic
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
Hey there, it's your boy Ren Swanson
How y'all doin'?
Listen, I'm here to tell you about the newest hit single, Merch
So why don't y'all give it a listen
All I sell is merch, merch, merch, I tell you what
Never can sell anything like this quite as much
Dollar 95, hundred thirty-three, ain't no bassist
Who can sell this merch like me
I used to play the bass, I thought I was a slayer
But look at me now, I'm a different kind of player
All you sons of bitches used to think you really knew me
Until you heard about how, yeah, your girlfriend blew me
It ain't the way I sing or the way I slay guitar
It's all about the merch, yeah, you know it takes me far
You could buy a beanie, or you could get a shirt
You could get whatever, how could it even hurt
You know this merch is real, you know I ain't a phony
So just go buy the shoes, and give me all your money
I can't promise it's all quality, and you should know
But your current swag make you look like comedy
And so just buy the merch, what could it really hurt?
It ain't a hundred dollar polo skirt or a shirt
So just buy the merch, go and buy the merch
Merch, merch, yeah, merch
All I sell is merch, merch, merch. I tell you what
Never can sell anything like this quite as much
Dollar ninety-five, hundred thirty-three
Ain't no bassist who can sell this merch like me
I tell you what though
This merch is some of the best shit you're ever gonna see
Come on now, we getting real here in a real second
Come on kids
The merch is real and the pay is fat
You could buy a bean-bag cushion or a Pusheen Cat
All this merch is clean and sick like that
Ain't no other YouTube bitch who can make these stacks
So go buy this shit and buy it fast
You know you can't resist when I make this cash
To all of the fans who can't afford this crap
Go get a job, this ain't a booby trap
All I sell is merch, merch, merch
All I sell is merch, merch, merch
All I sell is merch, merch, merch
All I sell is merch
Yeah, merch
All I sell is merch, merch, merch
It's a blue light. What does it do? It turns blue
Merch
All I sell is merch, merch, merch
I tell you what, ain't nobody who can sell merch like me
All I sell is merch, merch, merch
So just go buy the merch
Yeah, merch