England

Another man and his dog out for a walk

At the northern country club, chilling with the toffs

A sound of a siren sent an old knacker running

Clearly been at back of the factory, doing a bit of dogging

I'm not on about walking dog, for Kaleigh and Kevin

But having sex in the open while everybody is watching

The young local crackheads are stood at the corner

Laughing and joking as my nan fell over

So I went to confront them but I could not hear them

For that musical family that deafened the neighbours

Oh but it's my town