England Lyrics

Another man and his dog out for a walk

At the northern country club, chilling with the toffs

A sound of a siren sent an old knacker running

Clearly been at back of the factory, doing a bit of dogging

I'm not on about walking dog, for Kaleigh and Kevin

But having sex in the open while everybody is watching

The young local crackheads are stood at the corner

Laughing and joking as my nan fell over

So I went to confront them but I could not hear them

For that musical family that deafened the neighbours

Oh but it's my town

This is my gaff

Nowts going to change around here, for as long as I am around

Oh but it's my town

This is my gaff

I control what comes in and out, only cigarettes and alcohol

The Groundsman at the club rolled out his wicket

But the heavens opened up, said "today there's no cricket"

So they all marched down to the local to have a pint

But a few more than expected, ended up in a fight

The shit PSCO had to come inspect

Trailed them all for murder, when no one was dead

So he spoke to the chippy, confirmed who got battered

Then sent them all home like a group of school girls

Oh but it's my town

This is my gaff

Nowts going to change around here, for as long as I am around

Oh but it's my town

This is my gaff

I control what comes in and out, only cigarettes and alcohol