Toofache

You were on the dance floor looking for a guy to buy you a drink

And when you saw me across the bar I bet your teeth had started to ache

And when your mouth begins to rot don't sweet-talk me into a mistake

I don't think you ever loved me

You just liked the way I taste

I had a dream you forgave me

But for what I do not know

I feel like the kid who doesn't take off his shirt when he gets into the pool

Cuz I'd rather be inconvenienced than get hurt again

You say you're looking for mr.right but honey, you know I'm left handed