Toofache Lyrics

You were on the dance floor looking for a guy to buy you a drink

And when you saw me across the bar I bet your teeth had started to ache

And when your mouth begins to rot don't sweet-talk me into a mistake

I don't think you ever loved me

You just liked the way I taste

I had a dream you forgave me

But for what I do not know

I feel like the kid who doesn't take off his shirt when he gets into the pool

Cuz I'd rather be inconvenienced than get hurt again

You say you're looking for mr.right but honey, you know I'm left handed

For the fiftieth anniversary of the wizard of oz

Someone started a rumor a munchkin hung himself

for being so in love

And you can see him swinging from a tree on Dorthys way to the emerald city

Lesson learned is even in munchkin land, love is never pretty

We could've conquered the world and made everything seem lame to us

We could've made something beautiful but you had to fuck it up

I'm not saying I'm in the right

We're both in the wrong

I tried getting us out

And you made it your new home