Boris' House Party Lyrics

First thing I see when I walk through the door

Teresa May drinking the blood of the poor

What's Matt Hancock got in store?

Fisting his aid on the bathroom floor

Priti Patel, her cum all stringy, thugged herself off to a sunken channel dingy

Dominic Cummings doing loads of drugs

Driving up to north to see his mum

Woah yeah

You're all invited to

Boris' house party

Woah yeah

You're all invited to

Boris' house party

Prince Andrew in the corner with jail bait

Got caught out cause He's Geoffreys best mate

You know that he'll be bringing a date

Apparently he doesn't persperate

My my Allegra that's a hell of a spread

Not talking about the food but about your legs

So lift your ankles above your head

No respect for the NHS or the dead

Woah yeah

You're all invited to

Boris' house party

Woah yeah

You're all invited to

Boris' house party

One rule for us And another for them

So RSVP this event

B Y O B, and free cured meats

Let's get down to Downing Street

Let's get down to Downing Street

Let's get down to Downing Street

Woah yeah

You're all invited to

Boris' house party

Woah yeah

You're all invited to

Boris' house party

You're all invited to

Boris' house party