Gary Shags Crisps Lyrics
- Genre:Rock
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
I've got a secret
That I hold close to my chest
There's a ready salted monster
Roaming the streets wearing a double breast, and he's
Sniffing for crumbs and seasoning in the cracks on the floor
Small potato circular victims left with herpes and coldsores
There's something I've been meaning to say
But the words won't leave my lips
I wanted to tell you all night
That Gary Lineker is a sex pest
He's a sex pest?
Oh he's a sex pest
And he's on the run tonight so protect your starchy crops
This Maris Piper swiper won't be kind
He'll leave you with the nasty job
Of mopping up and old white substance from your once tasty batch
Lineker prefers the crispier texture even though it tends to scratch
There's something I've been meaning to say
But the words won't leave my lips
I wanted to tell you all night
That Gary Lineker..
There's something I've been meaning to say
But the words won't leave my lips
I wanted to tell you all night
That Gary Lineker shags crisps
He shags crisps
I've been sucking on McCoys looking like Sam Dingle
Gonna stick my cock and balls in a can of Pringles
There's something I've been meaning to say
But the words won't leave my lips
I wanted to tell you all night
That Gary Lineker..
There's something I've been meaning to say
But the words won't leave my lips
I wanted to tell you all night
That Gary Lineker shags crisps