We Used to Care For Tony Blair Lyrics

This is a song about Tony

Tony went to public school

He's from the common stock

He wanted to be famous

So he joined a band of rock

But when he strummed a C chord

His audience did cry

You've got the face for politics, lad!

And we don't believe you'd lie

Too privileged to be liberal

And too Northern for the right

Tony joined the Labour movement

With world domination in sight

So off he hopped to conference

With Al and Pete in tow

And seized the party leadership

While team morale was low

Oh Tony!

Tony Blair

You're getting short of hair, Tony Blair

We used to care for Tony Blair

He pledged to sort the schools out

And to get those blasted waiting lists down

And so we voted Labour

In spite of Gordon Brown

We liked his charmed charisma

Oh how we bayed for more

So Tony skipped to Washington

And started a bloody war

The weapons proved elusive

But at least Saddam was dead

Tony skulked off in silence

And now we're stuck with Boris instead!

Oh Tony!

Tony Blair

You're getting short of hair, Tony Blair

We used to care for Tony Blair

Maybe

I don't really wanna know

Where did Tony go

I just want him to die

Lately

Did you ever feel the pain?

Boom and bust again

And Tony's part to blame

Maybe I just wanna cry

Tony Blair, why won't you die?

Maybe he will hear the call

And top himself, cos after all

If he thinks he's the same as us

But can't he see what's all the fuss?

Tony Blair, you stitched us up forever

Oh Tony!

Tony Blair

You're getting short of hair, Tony Blair

We used to care for Tony Blair

Oh Tony!

Tony Blair

You're getting short of hair, Tony Blair

We used to care for Tony

We used to care for Tony

We used to care for Tony Blair

We used to care for Tony Blair