The Kardashians Lyrics

I've never seen the programme

That brought them baseless fame

And I really don't know why

I'm meant to know the name

It's offensive

To the pensive

That we're somehow meant to know

Who the Kardashians are

Can we throw them under a car?

I've seen pickles in a jar

With more charisma by far

So why am I meant to know

Who the Kardashians are?

The talent of a rookie

Such fakery and fawning

Should not be tolerated

Let's hang them in the morning

It's offensive

To the pensive

That we're somehow meant to know

Who the Kardashians are

Can we throw them under a car?

I've seen pickles in a jar

With more charisma by far

So why am I meant to know

Who the Kardashians are?

But if you are a fan

Then who am I to tell?

One question I should ask:

Are you sure you're feeling well?

It's offensive

To the pensive

That we're somehow meant to know

Who the Kardashians are

Can we throw them under a car?

I've seen pickles in a jar

With more charisma by far

So why am I meant to know

Who the Kardashians are?