Hoes No Jutsu Lyrics

I'm in Japan, need some help, cause the subtitles ain't there

I just need to find the maid cafe I'm asking people where

In my room I'm pulling hoes, cause I bought that gaming chair

Taking Kaede to the zoo just to see the panda bears

2D waifus on me and they calling me senpai

Hop on incognito and we watching some hentai

Filter out the tags cause I like massive oppai

Nutted in 2 seconds because she is so fine

Needed some spice so I nutted in the lean

Clapping all these cheeks like I'm playing tambourines

Beating up my meat, that's my daily routine

Marin Kitagawa step on me I'm your trampoline

Reading doujins on the daily yeah you know we going crazy

I be stacking up my manga, yeah I got 280

Anime is what I'm craving, I'm a weeb so I ain't bathing

Figurines cost twenty bands but you know that I'm still paying

Ay, L + ratio on your waifus cause they trash

Looking like she Sakura because that chest be looking flat

Binging anime, got no time to touch grass

Family tree messed up again cuz my grandma is my dad

My imouto just like Kirino she screaming kimochi

I just want a 2D girl, please I'm begging on my knees

Man I'm stuck in the friendzone, we tomodachis

And she slobbering on my knob and she saying oishi

Bunny girl senpai yeah that ending gave me pain

Body pillows in the whip and I'm swerving through these lanes, skrrt

And you know Marin bad when she wear that cosplay

I would let her smack my balls like we playing rhythm games

All these waifus dying cuz they getting hit by truck-kun

Can't get past one day without beating it to a cartoon

Smacking Chun-Li's ass guess we both know kung fu

Choji getting fatter everyday like a balloon

Watching hentai on the daily yeah you already know

That I failed No Nut November like forty days in a row

And Hinata lookin fine Imma steal her from Naruto

Lana Rhoades got nothing on me and my 2D hoes, ay

Cop a hentai body pillow of Chizuru you know I gotta

Marin, Rem and Zero-Two up on me chilling in the sauna

All my anime we caught up, 2D girls I got a lot of

And my waifu Mai up in my bed she saying Ara Ara