First Day at Book Club! Lyrics

Going to my math class like I'm a fucking nerd

And these asses so fat, like damn they need nerf

Writing poems with the girls bitch I'm simping with my words

Feeling like a hentai protag cuz my dick is being blurred

This shit be like a harem 4 hoes are around me

Yuri looking kinda thicc, so I call her Fats McGee

Pink haired chick trynna fuck so she always on her knees

And I'm using so much paper bitch so I'm killing all the trees cuz

Everyday, I pull up to the book club like I'm a fucking weeb

Making poems with the girls, sucky makes my toes curl, make that ass do a twirl yuh

Bitch I'm gay, so I hug my Astolfo pillow till I fall asleep

Only do it with the bros, got my dick inside his hole, like bitch you already know uh

Everyday, I'm alone and I got no friends to watch anime

All my homies left me, cuz Natsuki sexy, make me yell "yippee"

Bitch I'm gay, so I look for a new hole for my dick to penetrate

Turns out Yuri was a dude, but her face lookin' lewd so I asked her for some nudes ay

Picked her favorite word, now I'm giving her some hope

And she looking kinda hot, so I really wanna grope

Sayori gives me bad thoughts, I should go and see the pope

Think she works on Wall Street, she invested in some $ROPE

Chilling with my homie, yeah I think her name was Yuri

She got purple hair on Kami, I just nutted prematurely

It came out like a tsunami, and her coochie smell like curry

Treat me well I call her mommy, in those thighs I must be buried

After School clubs everyday

Hang out with girls I'm very gay

I'd take them out like any day

Then I go home on my merry way

Three four hoes, I get those

You can count the last one I suppose

She change the code, I bust a load

Delete the files I'll explode

Bitch, bitch, look at my dick

I know it's kinda small but just give it a lick

I been feeling kinda desperate cuz that shit is like a shrimp

Till I signed up for the book club now I'm feeling like a pimp

And these lil' bitches all around me

They so sweet just like a brownie

Ass so fat give it a bounty

I just ask for them to pound me

And I'm lookin' like a hobo

I have clothes that don't got logos

Man I swear I'm not a homo

And you know that I watch JoJo cuz

Everyday, I pull up to the book club like I'm a fucking weeb

Making poems with the girls, sucky makes my toes curl, make that ass do a twirl yuh

Bitch I'm gay, so I hug my Astolfo pillow till I fall asleep

Only do it with the bros, got my dick inside his hole, like bitch you already know uh

Everyday, I'm alone and I got no friends to watch anime

All my homies left me, cuz Natsuki sexy, make me yell "yippee"

Bitch I'm gay, so I look for a new hole for my dick to penetrate

Turns out Yuri was a dude, but her face lookin' lewd so I asked her for some nudes ay

Everyday, I pull up to the book club like I'm a fucking weeb