Poetry at Optometry Lyrics

Went to the optometrist office

Was feeling kind of nauseous

I wasn’t trying to be obvious

Still cautious about naughty things in my head

Even if you all fucking snottiest

I guess a lot of you are blessed

Able to express things with your beauty or breast

She sat me down behind the magnifying glasses

My wife is probably gonna wanna blast my ass for this

With my eyes magnified realized

The doc had a really nice ass

European accent telling me about the anatomy of an eye

Don’t know if I cared what her facts meant

I enjoyed that time we spent, in that room

She handed me a card, asked me to read the words and letters for her

My vision was getting blurrier, like a stoner

You’d probably wanna phone her

If my wife find out, she probably gon wanna put me in a coroner

I have so many secrets gotta keep it or end up a freaking loner

Went to the optometrist office

Was feeling kind of nauseous

I wasn’t trying to be obvious

Still cautious about naughty things in my head

Even if you all fucking snottiest

I guess a lot of you are blessed

Able to express things with your beauty or breast

Cataract eyes

Cant look at the skies

Fog in my eyes

Mistook those for hairlines

Eyes almost dead lined

Troubled seeing at night

Trouble with bright lights

Docs said u going blind

Vision’s declining

Had this for a long time

Couldn’t concentrate

Cognition’s declining

Eyes needed refining

If you just realize

Right eye’s serialized

That eye’s now genuine

Went to the optometrist office

Was feeling kind of nauseous

I wasn’t trying to be obvious

Still cautious about naughty things in my head

Even if you all fucking snottiest

I guess a lot of you are blessed

Able to express things with your beauty or breast

It was back at 29 I thought it was a hairline stuck in my eye

Asked my wife to blow inside

She categorized me as a sinner

That night during dinner with bad eyesight

She said it was karma for stuff I was hiding

My appointment was in the morning at 9

Before anyone could advise

The doc said I had to go closer to blind

I never thought I would reach this point in life

Surgery was pointless that I still have to wear glasses

Lessened my chances

At least I can stare at asses through fashion

No more wearing eye patches

Bye bye 20/20 vision

My body is slowly starting to pay taxes

I don’t like that status

Acrylic eye; that’s classic

Went to the optometrist office

Was feeling kind of nauseous

I wasn’t trying to be obvious

Still cautious about naughty things in my head

Even if you all fucking snottiest

I guess a lot of you are blessed

Able to express things with your beauty or breast

In 2017 I went to get my eyes checked

Doc said it looked like someone took a paint brush and painted over that shit

Scheduled me for surgery, but it wasn’t p-r-k or lasik

Discovered this since being stationed

In 29, now I’m 39, almost went blind in one eye

And I wanted to cry about losing vision and surroundings

My cognition was bad and declined; you know it’s still a fight for me at times

I should have listened to my grandpa when he wrote that letter to me from pi

To quit boxing, but I wouldn’t listen; I should have paid attention

All the negatives of the sport he mentioned, so I deserve this

Went to the optometrist office

Was feeling kind of nauseous

I wasn’t trying to be obvious

Still cautious about naughty things in my head

Even if you all fucking snottiest

I guess a lot of you are blessed

Able to express things with your beauty or breast