Relish Lyrics

I was taught that the world is my eggshell

That's why I don't know how to flex well

But I blow your mind, yeah I pop your skull bubble

Every time I write a new ditty like full frontal

I become great in the booth like Superman

You just suck like a Hoover can, I've been maneuverin'

You stink like manure man

While I excel like a Uber van (damn)

Getting messages and they're coming in clear

From the other side where the grass is greener

I'm 'bout to bubble up like bathroom cleaner

You don't like me? I don't like you either

On some old shit, just checked my beeper

On some clothes shit, gray sweats white sneakers

On some church shit, lookin' like yo preacher

On some merch shit, you can buy my t-shirt

Ibuprofen for breakfast

Someone almost gave me a Lexus (true story)

But my dad said I didn't deserve it (real shit)

That shit made me wanna fuckin' punch a hard surface

That's a real "BRUH" moment

Yeah that shit don't make no sense

Goddamn, these drinks are potent

Scheduled a meeting but I gotta postpone it

This shit is the pits like kalamata olives

I be dropping truth cuz I got a lot of knowledge

Wait, that's the opposite of honest

I don't know shit, my brain's basically a sausage

Getting messages and they're coming in clear

From the other side where the grass is greener

I'm 'bout to bubble up like bathroom cleaner

You don't like me? I don't like you either

On some old shit, just checked my beeper

On some clothes shit, gray sweats white sneakers

On some church shit, lookin' like yo preacher

On some merch shit, you can buy my t-shirt

I'm going out on a limb

Like a first date in a treehouse

I bet that I could make you scream "Oh my god"

like some youth group kids at a retreat house

Murder the pussy like I'm Luke Magnotta

Made your girl return the things you bought her

She got a SIMP sorta like Homer

Gave her the D for free, I'm a organ donor

Bank account lookin like a presidential cemetery (45 dollars)

Thinkin' bout giving all this cheddar to the bitch I marry

But the girls I keep meeting, these chicks are very temporary

Plus they're boring like reading a dictionary

Getting messages and they're coming in clear

From the other side where the grass is greener

I'm 'bout to bubble up like bathroom cleaner

You don't like me? I don't like you either

On some old shit, just checked my beeper

On some clothes shit, gray sweats white sneakers

On some church shit, lookin' like yo preacher

On some merch shit, you can buy my t-shirt

I don't give a fuck like a celibate

All these fuckin' lines are irrelevent

I'm just saying shit for the helluvit

Take a boring story and embellish it

A good memory's like a hot dog, I relish it