BEACH BONES Lyrics

Ayo

Yuup

Why I got the jitters like a pirate screaming land ho

Lobster in a bucket yo I think I'll call him Randall

Stick my dome into the sand and call that thing a manhole

Serenade a mermaid with a candle and a banjo

My hand goes

Intertwined with hers because I am pro

Understand though

I'll eat some hand soap

Cuz life is moving damn slow

But that's okay I'm Mr. Beach Bones

So I keep going

I'm the least prone

To go die when I'm old

I am the guy you've been told

To throw a ball to a polar bear then go find me some gold

I mean it wasn't that long ago almost married into royalty

Found this girl to toy with me

You know this hungry boy will eat

Anything she gave me

I love me a foreign lady

Her momma was prime minister

Queen of the royal navy

So I flirted with the princess but her heinous said I'm punchy

And the point is that I realized one day I will own a country

Call me king in advance

You know I'm doing my dance

And now I'm feeling really good man this is beach bones

I'm made of beach bones

Give a dawg a beach bone

Arf!

Why am I always sweaty man it's cuz I love the sun rays

Overdosing vitamin D, it leads to fun days

I never wear shoes but I don't care I don't like'em

In Norway we don't use'em

We're all barefooted Vikings

And people have the gall to ask what's wrong with yo feet

I say I'm strong and your weak

That's why the Tongans are beasts

And people don't realize that I'm a genius

Just because you never find my name up on the deans list

I'm a seamstress

I put two and two together, I get paid to be funny

I got it made with the honeys

That's why you see me and yer day'll be sunny

I ride the wave when it's coming

I never wait like a dummy

I clean the plate when it's yummy

I'm made of beach bones

And I keep going

I'm the bleep tone

To everybody wanting life to be so lame and boring

I don't got time for snoring

I say good day and good morning

That's why I'm moving to the ohsh and I'll continue exploring

It's beach bones

Yuh this is beach bones unh huh

Yeah yeah and you know I'm made of beach bones unh huh

Ouhh

This is beach bones, I got beach bones

Call me Mr. Beach Bones