Lactose Intolerant Lyrics
- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
Y'all ever just be downing some good old chocolate milk or like
You eat some ice cream or something like that when you know you're not supposed to be
Bitch, I'm lactose intolerant
Still taking trips to all Baskin Robins and I'm gonna meet
All of the Robinsons
Take all their dairy products cause I'm wantin' it
No, I'm not fond of it, feelin' real naughty
Cookies and cream in my cup from the Sonic trip
On my tectonic shit, know I shifiting
Milkshake in the yard, be gulping and sippin
They got all different types of flavors
Walk inside a building for tasters
Got my eye on that cream like a laser
Liquor, vanilla, lime chasers
Froyo just can't get my gazer
Straight out the cows what I favor
Forget it, give me the udder
Bruh, did I stutter, nah
Bitch, I'm lactose intolerant
Still taking trips to all Baskin Robins and I'm gonna meet
All of the Robinsons
Take all their dairy products cause I'm wantin' it
No, I'm not fond of it, feelin' real naughty
Cookies and cream in my cup from the Sonic trip
On my tectonic shit, know I shifiting
Milkshake in the yard, be gulping and sippin
Drip, drip, drippy, drip, drip
Love when that lactate's on my lip
Krabby Patty, I'm on the flip
Unloading all my coupon slips
All of the things I do, all of the things I risk
Stare at solar eclipse
Take dairy queen trips
Sell all the ice on my wrist, wrist, ah
Snag all this dairy like I am Crash Bandicoot
Spinning and coppin', got the store mathematical
Screw all the snow coats, I ain't eat a danimals
Deep in rocky road like, ooh, he an animal
Ooh, he an animal
If I was a cow, then they'd call me a cannibal
I'm lactose intolerant, that ain't gon' stop me
Catch me in cheese milk and ice cream, pray for the potty
Bitch, I'm lactose intolerant
Still taking trips to all Baskin Robins and I'm gonna meet
All of the Robinsons
Take all their dairy products cause I'm wantin' it
No, I'm not fond of it, feelin' real naughty
Cookies and cream in my cup from the Sonic trip
On my tectonic shit, I shifiting
Milkshake in the yard, be gulping and sippin
Bitch, I'm lactose intolerant
Still taking trips to all Baskin Robins and I'm gonna meet
All of the Robinsons
Take all their dairy products cause I'm wantin' it
No, I'm not fond of it, feelin' real naughty
Cookies and cream in my cup from the Sonic trip
On my tectonic shit, know I shifiting
Milkshake in the yard, be gulping and sippin
Yeah, being lactose intolerant
Ain't gon' stop me from enjoying my life
I love ice cream, I love that chocolate milk, I love it all