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I play music with the son of so-and-so

And I smoke weed with the daughter of so-and-so

And I'm best friends with the friend of so-and-so

So don't call me a so-and-so

Don't call me a so-and-so

I met so-and-so at the Zebulon

She got me backstage at the Terragram

She introduced me to her so-and-so

So don't call me a so-and-so

Don't call me a so-and-so

I made out with the sister of so-and-so

She said she'd get me in the video

I was totally in with the hang at the studio

So don't call me a so-and-so

Don't call me a so-and-so

Cause I've got big things coming my way

I've got big things coming my way

You'll all say you knew me when

I was just a so-and-so

So don't call me a so-and-so

Don't call me a so-and-so

I got drinks with so-and-so's booker

She likes my stuff and she's a real good looker

So now I'm a rock star, no longer a hooker

So don't call me a so-and-so

Don't call me a so-and-so

Cause I've got big things coming my way

I've got big things coming my way

You'll all say you knew me when

I was just a so-and-so

So don't call me a so-and-so

Don't call me a so-and-so