The Mighty Unveiling Lyrics

You know one thing about a chocolate cake is you want to make sure that it's not, you

Don't want it to be lumpy, you want those chocolate chips ground up so you have it nice

And fine there

It's got to mix in, it's got to mix in real smooth

Sometimes they stick a little bit on there but you just got to, you just got to keep

At it and you know they, those things, they crunch down, crunch down pretty good

Sometimes you got to kind of scrape them off the side but you know, I think it's working

Just fine

Yeah, I think everything is going just fine, don't you

Yeah, I think so

I hope they can stand a while before the slouch comes on

Cause eight years turns to twelve, then a sad, sad song

She was tumbling over her giant Lego tower

Little duckies falling over in the shower

When the keyboard plays itself so you can clap your hands

I hope the fall isn't the break that understands

I first heard it before I lived it, homesick blues

And one day she can fit in mama's shoes

The sky is so much bigger when you're small

Most of us don't see the sky at all

As soon as I hit the needle on the head

Dil Pickles started wishing he was dead

Well the Kool-Aid only works if you believe

When they say the abracadabra, that's when I leave

Cause I can tell a prophet when they're faking

The structure cries out loud as it's breaking

It's a mighty unveiling

It's a mighty unveiling

Better hold on to the railing

Well the beaming eyes see past the sickening state

The unveiling comes too fast, you hurry up and wait

For this happy-go-lucky feeling to come again

Then it's 63 years just pissing in the wind

And she's out collecting berries for her mommy

But her clumsy legs cave in under her body

Tell me, how could you ever be so nonchalant?

When somersaults and berries are all you want

And the van is making emphysema wheezes

The diagnostic yields uncommon diseases

One day it makes its way to the junkyard grave

The cost ain't worth the life you're trying to save

And she's finally learned how to say, I want

It's all you need to order at the restaurant

If they don't give it to you, you can cry, "Waa waa waa waa!"

Now the little child knows how to lie

It's a mighty unveiling

It's a mighty unveiling

Better hold on to the railing

100 years is too much time to think

Open up the fridge, there's one more drink

Milk the blood, maintain a stasis will

No deeper meaning to that fool on the hill

She reads and writes, and she's the top in her class

And Cody drew the shortest straw, gotta squeeze her ass

She's unbearably in love, gonna be his wife

She'll show mom and dad she can live her life

But it's another murder-suicide town

And I wake up to some demolition sound

All those pharmaceutical companies will get paid

And Dil Pickles strikes up the band, he's got it made

And someone told her she's got pretty eyes

She's not allowed to hang with the older guys

Every bone in her body hurts now, cause it ain't no game

The mighty unveiling finally came

When it was coming out, it was kind of neat because I had this idea that a caesarean really

Wouldn't look like a vaginal delivery, but it did

I mean, it is, it's delivery out of the, well, I mean, it comes through the uterus

I mean, the baby's head came out of the uterus, and it was so big, they were just going, whoa