Count Sheep Lyrics

The case keeps getting bigger

Leading me in all directions

There's trouble down under

It all starts with an erection

I'll get to the bottom of this

Or maybe the top

Once you start climbing

You just can't stop

Spend a week feeling weak

Feeling spent outlook bleak

Everyone around you

Keeps calling you a freak

You tell them you can't sleep

They tell you count sheep

Won't believe you anyway

They say it's not that deep

Dreams can't hurt you

It's all in your head

If you fall for it

You might wake up dead

Why not try a hobby

Get you out of your bed

There are real ones out there

Go follow them instead

Power of social media

Parasocially feeding ya

Fruit you can't taste

Can't let savings go to waste

Slaving away every day

So you get a 'hey'

Slip up you get blocked

Brutally crushed into paste

Life's too short, boy

You gotta keep pace

Should be scared of the dark

Staring you in your face

Graduate from ero games

To controlling Digital Dames

With a bit of web fame

Get off hearing your name

Think about your mother

When you go purchasing lovers

For your brothers under covers

Gonna end up like the others

You might not believe me

That this is just homicide

But there's demons at play

And I will tell you why

You spent a week feeling weak

Feeling spent outlook bleak

Everyone around you

Keeps calling you a freak

You tell them you can't sleep

They tell you count sheep

Won't believe you anyway

They say it's not that deep

Dreams can't hurt you

It's all in your head

If you fall for it

You might wake up dead

Why not try a hobby

Get you out of your bed

There are real ones out there

Go follow them instead

Buying private selections

For illusion of choice

Think you don't need protection

From pixels and white noise?

Do you check on your boys

Not the group chat

Your voice

There's an imposter in your roster

That mistake is gonna cost ya

Lost our star witness

So you have to fix this

Need a case to prove

That this isn't a sickness

We know you haven't met her

Follow our script to the letter

Safe words unfettered

When she comes

Let her