Thirst Trap Lyrics

Keep scrolling keep it going

Don't fall for a thirst trap

Been clean for a minute

Don't have another relapse

Fingers on the keyboard

And out of your pants

Steer clear of that discord

You can't even take a chance

Don't leave a comment

Use your common sense

No donating

You need to pay rent

Look it's cool to be a fan

But you'll never be their man

Gotta cut your losses

While you guys still can

What's worse

Catching feelings

Or ending up cursed

Why risk it

Not even in her extended universe

Better wipe your search bar

If you wanna get far

Gave up the game

By being horny on main

Can't trust incognito

Pretty sure Google turned evil

Prey to the eagle

Got the web threading their needles

Via Thot Bot Covert Ops

Caught by super sexy cops

But ooh man

You really bought a lot

Okay

I see you risked it with the Crystal Hearts

Hmm got some photo sets

Listed in your shopping cart

Yikes it's their only fans

Want more than your lonely bands

Once you're over the paywall

You'll end up AWOL

Keep scrolling

Keep it going

Don't fall for a thirst trap

Been clean for a minute

Don't have another Relapse

Fingers on the keyboard

And out of your pants

Steer clear of that discord

You can't even take a chance

Don't leave a comment

Use you common sense

No donating

You need to pay rent

Look it's cool to be a fan

But you'll never be their man

Gotta cut your losses

While you guys still can

Miss can't snub a tier 3 Sub

They wanna drink your bathwater

Straight out the tub

Drop top dollar

To get in your hub

Would gladly wear your collar

If they get a dry rub

Call that a meat and greet

Offer their face as a seat

Venmo five thousand dollars

For some pictures of your feet

Gooning on a VPN

So they can dive PP in

To dark web deviance

Since you're the key ingredient