Ginger Ale Lyrics

I don't pray on airplanes

I sip on this ginger ale

And try to feel something profound

Before the wheels hit the ground

I don't pray on airplanes

I sit in the guilt of not knowing how it's built

Can I do that now?

And try to make this downtime count?

I have to trust pilots

And well-dressed flight attendants

And this ginger ale

I don't pray on airplanes

My dad says it's useless once you're in the air

He says, "You'll be fine

Just sleep half the time"

But I don't sleep on airplanes

And it isn't the height

I'm afraid I might like the

Free falling, free falling

Be on TV for an engine stalling

I know better

That the pamphlets they gave me outline safety measures

Put on your own mask before helping others

You moron, do not die a martyr

I have to trust people paid to build these planes

People paid to put out flames

And people who are paid to pray

My anxiety will land, and it will be in vain

He says, "You'll be fine"

He says, "You'll be fine"

He says, "We'll be fine

Just sip on a ginger ale half the time"