COVID-19 Lyrics

Sorry my voice is a bit nasally

I’ve been sick

Runny nose, sore throat, cough, and fever

Coronavirus got you busy like a beaver

Buyin’ all the TP in the store

And after that, you want even more

But it's the sanitizer, not the soap

That's got you people feeling really dope

Y'all buying toilet paper, hand sanitizer

I'm buying the gasoline, immobilizer

While you're sitting home and wipin’ yo butt

I'm driving around and strutting my stuff

Think you got the virus? Better go the hospital

I'll be riding around, looking through my opticals

Watching you fools who forgot about gas

Sitting at home just wiping your...

Quarantined in the studio late night

All the virus gettin’ everybody real hyped

Covid 19 is the one to blame

That I'm quarantined at home just playin' phone games

Puttin fresh new apps on my phone

And making sick new beats on the xylophone

I go through the check station every day

Pumpin out these beats that I play

I wiped my butt before it was cool

Countin’ up the paper like my names George Boole

I wash my hand, no hand sanitizer

I use soap and water like I'm a janitor

You thought I was done?

Well let just me say

Covid 19 is here to stay

Just like the man at the grocery store

Waitin' for some toilet paper so he can buy more

Toilet paper comes on a truck tonight

Two ladies standing outside to fight

One lady says

“I Touched it first!”

The second lady says

“You wanna go home in a hearse?”

“No, I don’t but you're acting like you do!”

“Just give me the TP and let me trough”

“Sorry old witch that's not something I do”

“Now give it back so I can go take a poo”

Meanwhile, another part of the store

People, Keep, Asking for more

Hand sanitizer to use on their hands

Since they didn't have any TP to wipe their …

People keep on askin' the clerk

“Why are you out of toilet paper ya jerk?”

He replies “It's not my fault”

“I'm not the one who made this toilet paper buying cult”

“Okay then, sorry my bad

I guess I'll just have to go talk to your dad!”

“I'm just sad.

I'm not mad.

No wait. I'm really really really mad”

“Where is my hand sanitizer?”