Dad Lyrics

This song goes out to big papa

My dad's the best

He's better than the rest

My dad he never, ever, even is testy

He likes television and walking the dog

He goes to the bathroom and he makes big logs

While he plays his games that are on his telephone

And sits things out on his porcelain throne

Big papa, is the one to ask

If you ever need to do an impossible task

Big papa likes dippin' Oreos in the milk

He doesn't like petting the cat named Silky (Worm)

He really likes the dog though

He'll take the dog anywhere where dogs go

Put the dog in the pickup

Put the dog in the car

Put the dog anywhere, it won't go far

Because the dog knows that

If she's real bad

Dad's gonna smack her with his big hand

My dad's the best, he's better than the rest

Everybody else

Dad is so cool he's the best

He is better than the rest

That's what my sister says to my dad

And he understands her like a comrade

Dad's the best at playin' Catan

He always buys all the land

He's pretty good at makin' big fires

With gasoline that he acquires

He puts it on he makes it higher

A bowl of ice cream? I think not

The whole tub is what he's got

(My dad is the best)

Mom makes me sit around like a chump

But dad lets me do whatever I want

(Oh yeah dad)