Santa Claus Been Kicking In My Stall Lyrics

Santa Claus has been kickin' in my stall

While I was gone

He was makin' himself at home

Santa Claus has been kickin' in my stall

I see footprints in the snow

Comin' out my back door

I went to the market

To do some last-minute shopping

And I was only gone

A couple of hours

But when I returned

I was somewhat concerned

I caught my woman trying to straighten up

Then she jumped into the shower

There were two empty glasses

Sitting on the kitchen table

A bottle of Hennesy

And a bottle of black label

Santa Claus has been kickin' in my stall

While I was gone

He was makin' himself at home

Santa Claus has been kickin' in my stall

I see footprints in the snow

Comin' out my back door

Like Papa bear

Somebody has been sittin' in my chair

Trying on my suit

And trying on my shoes

Somebody wearing red

Has been lying in my bed

And seems to be to me

He's been trying on my woman too

I'm convinced

From all this evidence

That someone in a flurry

Ran out the back in a hurry

Santa Claus has been kickin' in my stall

While I was gone

He was makin' himself at home

Santa Claus has been kickin' in my stall

I see footprints in the snow

Comin' out my back door

My woman's a cheater

And a fraud

She said I'm paranoid

She said it's all in my mind

I said I might be

A little bit naive

But one thing for sure

I'm not blind!

Santa Claus has been kickin' in my stall

While I was gone

He was makin' himself at home

Santa Claus has been kickin' in my stall

I see footprints in the snow

Comin' out my back door

Santa Claus has been kickin' in my stall

While I was gone

He was makin' himself at home

Santa Claus has been kickin' in my stall

I see footprints in the snow

Comin' out my back door

Santa Claus has been kickin' in my stall

While I was gone

He was makin' himself at home

Santa Claus has been kickin' in my stall

I see footprints in the snow

Comin' out my back door