You Can't Call The Police In A Do Wrong Joint Lyrics

Hey man,

What's the name of this place?

I'm almost scared to be in here

When I walked in the door

I knew I was gonna be

Plumb out of luck

I asked the bartender

For a drink

And he brought it back in a paper cup

As if that wasn't enough

Things started getting real strange

I gave him a $20 bill

And he didn't give me back my change

I started to say something

But I thought what's the point

How you gonna call the police

In a do wrong joint?

I walked over to the juke box

To ask a woman to dance

What I thought was a woman

Turned out to be a man

Then I say my best friend and a lady

Go into a room down the hall

Ten minutes later he came running out

With nothing on but his drawers

Sometimes you win

Sometimes you might get burnt

How you going to call the police

In a do wrong joint?

I wanted to gamble

So I started to play some dice

Some fool beat me out of my money

And I had to pull my knife

I started to leave

But I wasn't going to let them get the best of me

I had to go through the kitchen to the bathroom

I had to pee

If you don't know the rules

There's one thing that you should learn

You can't call the police

When you're in a do wrong joint

When you are looking for

The best of two evils

Please remember

Ain't none of this stuff legal

How you gonna call them?

I think I'm gonna call them and tel them that…no no.

How you gonna call them?

I think I'm gonna call them and tell them, no I can't do that without implicating myself

How you gonna call them?

People don't think that I complain enough ha ha

How you gonna call them?

What this place needs is a suggestion box

How you gonna call the police?

This place is hot..not!

In a do wrong joint?

The last thing we need is the cops out here

How you gonna call them?

If somebody tell y'all yeah

Tell me what's the point?

Don't you know that we all go to jail

How you gonna call the police?

I should've gone with my firend Mel Waiters

In a do wrong joint?

Down to that hole in the wall

How you gonna call them?

I should've went with my other friend

Tell me what's the point?

Down to that Dew Drop Inn

How you gonna call the police?

How you gonna call the police?

In a do wrong joint?

What you gonna say to them?

How you gonna call them?

When you're doing wrong all the time

Tell me what's the point?

What you gonna say to them y'all?