Weekends are for Disc Golf Lyrics

I gotta lotta friends asking me

If I have any plans at the end of the week

I tread with caution and ask what's up

They say can of help me move some stuff

I play it cool and I say I can't

I got a funeral to go to for my brothers plant

But really you know imma hit the course

I only disc golf on my weekends and nothing more

I don't wanna go to your kids birthday

I don't want to grocery shop today

None of those things and remotely fun

On my weekends there is only one

I just wanna disc golf yeah

Just wanna disc golf yeah yeah

Mm I just wanna disc golf yeah

I just wanna disc golf yeah yeah

My wife says we got her sisters wedding

That a weekend that I'm really dreading

But thankfully I think quick on my feet

And I fake a heart attack EMTs getting me

The ambulance picks me up like it's urgent

But I don't need a doctors no surgeons

Tell the driver drop me off at the course

If my wife knew Its fake she would wanna divorce

I don't wanna go to your kids birthday

I don't want to grocery shop today

None of those things and remotely fun

On my weekends there is only one

I just wanna disc golf yeah

Just wanna disc golf yeah yeah

Mm I just wanna disc golf yeah

I just wanna disc golf yeah yeah