Bad Putter Anthem Lyrics

With in 2 feet imma make that putt

With in 5 feet I might make that putt

Further than five feet I start to get scared

My vision gets blurry and I feel impaired

I miss it wide left

I miss it wide right

My butt cheeks pucker, and my lips get tight

Like should I lay up make it easy

Do I run another putt risk a double bogey

Do I practice in my free time?

Try to better myself till my putting feels fine

nope

I'm a miss that putt if I don't have a tap in

I act surprised you'll even see me finger snapping

But really it's because I never ever practice no

And I never will I never will

I got a basket in my backyard gaining some rust

Got a stack of P2's just collecting the dust

Only practicing my drives 12 speed is a must

Now I'm missing tap ins I blame it all on gust

But theres no wind on the course today

Conditions are perfect and everything is great

My putting is on full display

Got me ripping out my hair like it's a toupee

But it is real and I feel like I'm trash

Every drive a take people saying it smashed

Every putt I take people say that I'm ass

And they're not being mean

They are just stating them facts

Yup

I'm a miss that putt if I don't have a tap in

I act surprised you'll even see me finger snapping

But really it's because I never ever practice no

And I never will I never will