Tourniquet Lyrics

I wrap a tourniquet around my penis

A lot of girls like when they fucking see it

I grab my balls while I'm eating cheeze-itz

Fuck lots of milfs I be feeling fetus

I like fucking when my balls saggy

talking with the dead while I'm spanking Maggie

Glens been sad he is not happy

She just farted with her cheeks clapping

I took viagra now my dick stiffened

She don't like sex then we are different

Get the fuck away let me eat my chicken

I been living life girl stop bitching

Let me go out with my friends

You cheated first how the fuck that make sense

If I get a boner I beat it down with a wrench

Please sit on my face like a player on the bench

Yeah I got a girl but she don't need to know

It's so big we can just go, go slow

Hell no I cannot sing it

That's the autotune that is fucking singing

She is the beach hella full of seamen

I like to fuck yeah they call me demon

Bring your girl imma make her squirt

I like to fuck even when my dick hurts

Just got some juices all over my shirt

I pop a pill then I go all bezerk

Gibba, gibba, gibba, gibba, geebee

I like to airplay porn on the tv

Hope you fuck hard to the sound of my cd

It's gonna get faster so speed up your pee pee

Doing this shit and I feel like a dummy

I like fat ass that's gotta mean something

I put my dick in your bitch, she got so sick she died like a fucking mummy

Woah tayboy slow down, no bitch I'm so fucking funny

And if you care so much leave your house and let me fuck on your mommy

Bitch I got speed like fucking lighting

Maybe fuck your bitch and you would stop fighting

I ain't from Minnesota but they call me Viking

She a kinky bitch cuz she keeps biting

Calm down bitch keep quiet

I know moaning's fake you ain't fucking dying

I know you got a backup so no lying

Don't try to piss off a fucking lion

Cuz you might be lying dead

It's a carnivore why you tryna feed it bread?

You fucking dumb dinger

Don't masturbate with a broken finger

All old people try to play bingo

My dick tip pink like a flamingo

The rest is red like hot Cheetos

I like to shoot tren like a fucking free throw

Got shoes and they're fucking yellow

I just smoked weed but It was mellow

Took edibles just like Jello

I think I'm dead but I can't tell tho

I think your going to hell bro

I know but where is my cell yo

Hell is hot burning flames

You shouldn't have done that cuz now you'll feel shame

Oh shit I've been mistaken

They thought I was Hispanic instead of Jamaican

What's that sauce that you are making

It's jizz filled eggs with a bit of bacon