The Penis Song Lyrics

This is the penis song

And if you know then sing along

This is the penis song

And if you know then sing along

I've got a penis, and you might have one too

Some are different colors, but mine is fucking blue

My penis is like really, really long

I don't know if you wanna see it or not

You can come back to my place or wherever

It's really up to you, I dont care

I've got a penis and I use it a lot

You've got a penis and you use it a lot

I also have a penis, would you guys like to see it

It keeps growing and growing, so big I never stop showing

I know it turns a lot of girls on

Your girlfriend and even your mom

But that's not the point, I got it going on

It's not my fault that I have big schlong

I've got a big schlong

I've got a big schlong

I've got a big schlong

I have a big schlong

I've got a penis and I use it a lot

You've got a penis and you use it a lot

I've got a penis and I use it a lot

You've got a penis and you use it a lot