half a job harry Lyrics

I've just done my job

I've really done my stuff

The boss said "You're not finished!"

But I've done enough!

They call me Half a Job Harry

I never get the job done

They call me Half a Job Harry

And guess what? I've just begun

I've just begun!

I've just finished work

I want to go get some grub

But the boss said "Don't you shirk,boy

And nip off down the pub..."

They call me Half a Job Harry

I never get the job done

They call me Half a Job Harry

And guess what? I'm nearly done

I'm nearly done!

The boss has given me the sack

He told me it was time to part

He said I could never finish

Blimey, I could hardly start!

They call me Half a Job Harry

I never get the job done

They call me Half a Job Harry

And guess what? I'm havin fun

I'm havin fun!

I'm going down the pub

I'm going down with my mates

I'm gonna hit the bottle

If it's not too late

They call me Half a Job Harry

I never get the job done

They call me Half a Job Harry

And guess what? I'm havin fun

I'm havin fun!

I'm down the pub

I'm down here with my mates

We're hitting the bottle

At least half a crate!

They call me Half a Job Harry

I never get the job done

They call me Half a Job Harry

And guess what? I'm havin fun

I'm havin fun!