More cow than boy Lyrics

Hey country boy, you never fit into the local community

Something wasn't right, you questioned your masculinity

Your experimental age came blooming as an adult

You became the strong one with very mixed results

A pioneer among the locals in a town not big enough

Your alternative choices made your daily life real tough

But you remained determined, there's fascism to destroy

Now you have succeeded, you're more cow than boy

The farmland you were handed wasn't where you need to be

You've recreated yourself with blue hair and obesity

Frontline at the protests, you've declared a vegan war

Blocking traffic, looking like a Halloween decor

A pioneer among the locals in a town not big enough

Your alternative choices made your daily life real tough

But you remained determined, there's fascism to destroy

Now you have succeeded, you're more cow than boy

You see yourself as the eighth wonder of this world

But the wonder is how you got so big on vegetables and herbs

You proclaim your politics and you call it anarchy

But you never overcame your lack of self-esteem

A pioneer among the locals in a town not big enough

Your alternative choices made your daily life real tough

But you remained determined, there's fascism to destroy

Now you have succeeded, you're more cow than boy