Not my type Lyrics

Well, I'm a simple guy, I'm not cast in gold

My better years behind me, I'm getting rather old

I am the average of Generation X

I don't have the charisma nor the intellect

Abuse yourself to the sound of my voice

Carve my name into your vibrating toys

Make sure the batteries will last for quite a while

That's all you get, you're just not my type

They say I'm getting desperate, they say I sleep around

My name is on the menu within this sleepy town

Everyone is hungry for gossip and I'm told

I'm portrayed as a sexual Indiana Jones

Abuse yourself to the sound of my voice

Carve my name into your vibrating toys

Make sure the batteries will last for quite a while

That's all you get, you're just not my type

I don't have an imagine, I'm only what you see

That's why they have to fabricate rumors about me

I am not offended by their smear campaign

No one else can match me when it comes to my disgrace

Abuse yourself to the sound of my voice

Carve my name into your vibrating toys

Make sure the batteries will last for quite a while

That's all you get, you're just not my type