Goofy Ahh Uncle Production System Lyrics

Goofy ahh uncle production system

What you tryin' to do

Wha-wha, wha-wha

Call me Five Nights cause I love freddies (freddies)

I got images like my name is Gettys (getty)

Are we gonna leave soon cause I'm already ready (bitch)

Und mein Geist ist ein Burg like I'm gettys. (german)

And by the way, all my money's in a really fucking big bank

And by the way, you really fucking, fucking, motherfucking, fucking stank (pee yoo)

And by the way, I'm gonna light a candle so it's so much, so much better (do it)

And by the way, I'm gonna freaking control the freaking weather

I'm religious, Big Bean religious

Open your mouth like I am a dentist

And I don't like motherfuckers named Dennis

And I also don't really like tennis

Actually, come to think of it, I do kinda like tennis

I kinda like the noise it makes when the ball hits the ground

Nevermind, I don't fucking tennis, that's some dumb shit

Come to me with tennis and I'll explode your lungs, bitch

I will strike you down with a lightning bolt (zap)

I will turn you into a little Fenster, yes, a freaking window

I will make it so that you are a portal to another dimension

You're gonna get fired like my name is Benson (that's irregular!)

I'm gonna make your portal a body into a demon world

I just said that wrong

Must be infected by a demon squirrel

I'll visit you in the night like a little freaking creepy girl

Bitch, I will wet your bed like I'm the pee pee girl

I'm religious, Big Bean religious

Open your mouth like I am a dentist

And I don't like motherfuckers named Dennis

And I also don't really like tennis

Actually, come to think of it, I do kinda like tennis

I kinda like the noise it makes when the ball hits the ground

Nevermind, I don't fucking tennis, that's some dumb shit

Come to me with tennis and I'll explode your lungs, bitch

I say that I am God, I'll make it rain on your parade

Because I think parade's are lame and I don't like your freaking face

And I don't like the games you play

Because they play really dumb games

Like freaking, I don't know, Valorant or something

Crazy Dave could get it, try to disagree

I've got 40 legs like I am a centipede

I haven't read any of the emails you sent to me

Don't be friendly to me, this is not the Chum Bucket

We are not chums, you smell like the Chum Bucket

You're a little Chum Bucket kinda guy

We don't like plankton because you are like plankton

You are little and you are green and you are round

And you are friends with someone named Karen and I don't like that

And one of your eyes is bigger than the other one

Hey lil' mama, do you wanna dance with me

Hey lil' mama, do you wanna dance with me

Hey lil' mama, do you wanna dance with me

Hey lil' mama, do you wanna dance with me

Now do the crab

Now do the chowder

Now do the picture frame

Now do the child molester

Wait, don't do that one

Just do the dead sheep

Now do the unwashed man scraping barnacles off a ship

That's a good one

Now do the ceiling fan, now do the ceiling fan

Now do the ceiling fan, now do the ceiling fan

Uh

Now break it down like a motherfucking Rubik's Cube

Now break it down like a motherfucking Rubik's Cube

I wanna see you shake it like you is a Rubik's Cube

I wanna see you shake it like you are a Rubix's cube

This is not funny

This is not funny

[nonsense]