Big Bean's Breakthrough ft. Cuz Bean Lyrics
- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Big Bean in the house like
Uh, Big Bean, yeah (big, big)
Girl said I'm lil' mean, uh (lil' mean, uh, yuh)
Go to the girl, take her earrings, uh (yuh, yuh)
Snatch that shit, cause that's just me, uh (snatch, snatch)
Carry that iron like it's golf (just me, yuh, iron, yuh)
'Cept when I play golf, I get real inspired (really inspired)
Cause my points get higher and higher (golf)
I realize my talent doesn't lie in that boring ass sport, anyway (uh)
So I might as well do something better with my time (fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck)
Cause fuck golf, uh (fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck golf, yuh)
I'm bout to go off, uh (uh)
Show you to the mall, buy the mall (wha wha wha)
Everybody wants to see me fall (slatt, uh, yeah)
But Big Bean stay big forever (slatt, wha, uh)
Fuck with me and you get pulled on the-on the lever I pull your lever, bitch (wha, wha, uh, wha, wha, wha, wha, bitch)
And yes, I do mean I'm talking 'bout your dick (wha, he's talking 'bout your dick)
And yes, I am talking about that little dangly thang (bitch, yahhh)
Show me that Mr. Grangy, grang (grang grang)
I hit you up with that bang, bang, bang (bangy bang bang)
Go to your hood (hoood), you won't know it's me (me)
Uh, (oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I can't be seen, uh (Can't see me)
I'm the invisible man (I'm like John Cena bitch, I'm like John Cena bitch) cause you can't see me (I'm like John Cena bitch)
I go into my van and I go pee (pee)
I have a piss jar in my van (piss jarrrrrrrrrrr............)
I drink out of it when I run out of liquids
Because just in case I w- because I-I don't wanna-I mean it's j- I-I don't wanna run out of liquids and get dehydrated
Cause then I might... pass out and die from dehydration
So I don't wanna get dehydrated
Big Bean h-has to stay big, but I can't be big if-if I-if I ain't got no water to support me
So I-I-I-I gotta make sure just in case
So I-I like to keep my liquids, I don't like to get rid of my liquids without a purpose
Uhhhh, yeahhhhhh
Ayo, I'm Big Bean's cousin and Imma fuck you up
You go to the courthouse and you get sued
Then I kicked your bitch and I see her nude
Then I go to the White House and I tell 'em no
I WANT MICHELLE OBAMA, THAT HO (ohhh)
Give me Obama's wife, I want her now!
That is the president, that is the president, that is a-theee
Yeah!
I think you are really dumb (ohhh)
I'll fuck you in the ass with my thumb
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Pew, pew, pew, pew
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Pew, pew, pew, pew (ohhh)
Oh yeaahhhhhh
That's why I'm Bean's cousin
I'm Bean's cousin, bruh, yeahh
Now it's back to Big Bean Uhhh
That's it, I'm-I'm done with this song noww y-y-y-y-yeahhh
Shout out t-, p-shout out to, uh, Obama
Fucking balls, actually I fuckin- yeah
I mean-, di-, uh, yes
Skrra!