I Know You All Love Christmas Lyrics

Christmas Eve, I'm travelling home

Rail replacement bus, 6 hours now and I'm done

Carriage packed but it's all Christmas cheer

Singing along to their favourite Christmas songs, and I say

"I know you all love Christmas

But it's been a long road, I'm still 99 miles from home

I know you all love Christmas

But with your Spotify on there just seems so much further to go

So skip "Santa Baby"

"Last Christmas" can go

Stop "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow"

"It's Christmas Eve you absolute 'grinch'"

Only they didn't say 'grinch' but this song's PG13

Carriage packed and it's all festive beers

And chanting along to their favourite Christmas songs, so I said

I know you all love Christmas

But it's been a long road, I'm only 9 miles from home

I know you all love Christmas

But with your Spotify on there just seems so much further to go

So skip "Santa Baby"

"Last Christmas" can go

Stop "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow"

Screw "Step Into Christmas"

"Stop the Cavalry" just don't start

No "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"

A bottle hits the wall right beside my head

I can see the way it's going, I tut "Do They Know It's Christmas?"

There's no space in the carriage aisle to get away

And as they jump right at me I fill my lungs, and I sing

I know you all love Christmas

But it's been a long road and I'm only 1 mile from home

I know you all love Christmas

But with your Spotify on there just seems so much further to go

So skip "Santa Baby"

"Last Christmas" can go

Stop "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow"

Screw "Step Into Christmas"

"Stop the Cavalry" just don't start

No "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"

And "All I Want For Christmas"

To not hear "Fairytale Of New York"

Sing "I Know You All Love Christmas" instead

And they sang

"I know you all love Christmas"