Christmas Is Virtually Here Lyrics

If only there was a way in a dangerous world like this

In a year when it's gone to pieces, to take you away from it

What if I told you there's something you have to try to understand

If you can get hold of it you'll find

Asynchronous timewarp takes me back to the previous year

In simulation, frame drop, you jitter with excitement

Because Christmas is virtually here

With this tech it could be Christmas Day, virtually, every day

You'll still hear them complain that it's still just a game

Don't they know we could already be in a simulated reality?

Do they know it's Christmas sim at all?

Asynchronous timewarp takes me back to the previous year

In realisation, frame drop, you jitter with excitement

Because Christmas is virtually here

Asynchronous timewarp takes me back to the previous year

Without reprojection, a frame drop, you stutter with excitement

Because Christmas is virtually here

You can be festive mid-year

Because Christmas is virtually here

With stylish yet comfy headgear

Christmas is virtually here

You look like a tech pioneer

Christmas is virtually here

Feel a multi-multi-millionaire

Because Christmas is virtually here