If and When the End Arrives Lyrics

People drinking wine, packing cars for several nights

Panic propels the plebs and the pests, I guess

Kids are selling cards to the man in charge

The catastrophic, cataclysmic, conglomerate catalyst

We sit in disarray, held up on display

Looking at the limit, the lifeline of living lets us see

The news was spread, the bomb drops today

It's the end of the world, but at least I look great

I heard they launched it into space

And they're making contact with an alien race

They probe-ably won't, though

They probe-ably won't, though

If I were a betting man, I'd have no money

When the government lies, I think it's funny

What else can you expect from a group of privileged men?

I learned my life lessons from a podcast

Pulled my ambitions from a hat

I absorbed the information

To get validation I never got from my degree in 'what's that'

Pin-up poster of a woman you once knew

Underlined from a vague point of view

Take it down before I make a mockery out of you

Clodhopping into town

While the bomb drops down

Is it sad? Is it nice to hear?

The screaming children, all in fear

(All in fear)

The news was spread, the bomb drops today

It's the end of the world, but at least I look great

It's the end of the world, but at least I look great