Mr. Altamont Lyrics

P.I

Not a private island, but a man of mystery

Internationally

Hands cuffed, eyes raised

Questions for another day

It's not his business

As long as you're put in check

And he's got velvet on his vest

You'll reminisce this, we promise

Mr. Altamont

As seen on TV

He acts polite

But he's awfully mean

In his head is emptiness shaking hands with level-headedness

Making a mess of his act

Adjusting his shades in the most poetic way as he chases

The good from his bad

Camel pack packed in his chevy

Shot on film by Shawn Levy

It's all fake

It's all a facade

Guns up in a holster

Cattleman he found in Colter

Says he's free

While he's really at large

Mr. Altamont

As seen on TV

He acts polite

But he's awfully mean

He's awfully mean

As seen on TV