BEST WOMAN Lyrics

Well, I guess you're getting married

Found you a lady

Back in your high school hometown

And I guess you're in deep now

Got a pretty little home now

And I see her posting pictures all around

So when you ask me,

Hey, won't you come to the wedding?

Said are you kidding me now

And when you ask me,

Hey won't you be in my party

I say no chance in hell

Oh I can tell

You want me as your best woman

Cause I am the best woman

And you tell me I'm your best woman

Cause I am the best you've ever been with

Ohhh

Now, she's calling you baby like

You called me your baby

Now, she's having your baby

And I bet when you made her you called out my name

Hey, maybe I'm what you'll name her

And so then you can tame her

And blame her, and shame her well

So when you call me

Saying, "Oh, she's acting real psycho,

Why can't she be more like you?"

(Why, why, why?)

How can I tell you

This little lady you love can be a real bitch too

All because you

You want me as your best woman

Cause I am the best woman

And you tell me I'm your best woman

Cause I am the best you've ever been with

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today

Under a God that saw me burn the bride's bouquet

While you stand hand in hand, ring on ring

Praise the Everlasting King

So let the congregation sing

Always in your bed, woman

I'll never be a wed woman

She wears white I wear red, woman

Still I am the best I've ever been

And so you want me as your best woman

Cause I am the best woman

And you tell me I'm your best woman

Cause I am the best you've ever been with