L. Ron Hubbard Lyrics

Ooooo

Ahhhh

I'm like L. Ron Hubbard

I'm like L. Ron Hubbard

Created my own religion and now I'm makin' dough

You fuck around with the cult, then we go stalk your home

Ooooo

Ahhhh

I'm like L. Ron Hubbard

I'm like L. Ron Hubbard

I'm on 11 OT, this pussy on three or four

Clearwater in my pocket, St. Pete is next in store

(Yeah, ngaahh, yeah, ngaahh)

Got the money right and now I fuck 'em like I'm Tom Cruise

Yeah, I don't need no stunt man, shawty put a spin on it like she was anchorin' on cable news

Don't fuck with local music, I'd prefer to nuke the competition, watch 'em DC-8s go boom

Since I was a larva, mental images of rockstar-dom, (Bleehh, hnghhh) bankin' on my ruse (Yah, go)

I got tapeworms in my brain, no theta on my body (Yah, yah)

They tell me, "Tapeworm, we about to reach Apotheosis of this party"

Let's blow this popsicle stand

Parasocial peasants on deck, they all look like some zombies (MWAUUHH)

I gotta take cover, I ain't even listenin'

Stare at 'em, light skin Donkey

Ooooo

Ahhhh

I'm like L. Ron Hubbard

I'm like L. Ron Hubbard

Created my own religion and now I'm makin' dough

You fuck around with the cult, then we go stalk your home

Ooooo

Ahhhh

I'm like L. Ron Hubbard

I'm like L. Ron Hubbard

I'm on 11 OT, this pussy on three or four

Clearwater in my pocket, St. Pete is next in store

I be plottin', I be feelin' haughty

Twiddlin' my fingies, gettin' blumpkins on the squatty potty

Figured out what I gotta do to make the people love me

Hold on to soda cans, make y'all a Major Melon Army

I'll make y'all little robots, little Vivek Ramaswamys

Bend over backwards while I give in to the things that haunt me (Mmnneehh)

Y'all ain't do shit, did it myself, where is the lie? (Wah, wah)

Think it was some type of co-op effort, now you want piece of the pie?

Now you want piece of the pie?

Now you want piece of the pie?

Bitch, I got the product, you consume it, then we all die

Hope in the next life I'm the CEO of Mickey D's

Ain't no burger lover tryna take a pic with me (No, no!)

You don't stream outta pity, you don't do me no favor

You are eating by yourself, you just enjoy the flavor

Y'all been deceived, man is asleep, he's hypnotized (Yuh, yuh)

When you hear what Raggy did to Shelly

Hwooh! Are you really surprised?

Ooooo

Ahhhh

I'm like L. Ron Hubbard

I'm like L. Ron Hubbard

Created my own religion and now I'm makin' dough

You fuck around with the cult, then we go stalk your home (Scary!)

Ooooo

Ahhhh

I'm like L. Ron Hubbard

Just like L. Ron Hubbard (Yah)

I'm on 11 OT, this pussy on three or four

Clearwater in my pocket, St. Pete is next in store (Hahahahahahaha)

(Leggo, yah), (Yah, yah, yah)