Don't Call Me Buddy Lyrics

Once a lover, never fighter, that's what sensei said

I got an excellent credit score, but a sleep debt

Come afternoon, and I'm deluded by my innocence

Tacit agreement with bureaucracies of fake friends

Sloppy toppy in the back of a Mercedes-Benz

Cowardly hypotheticals amuck in my head

For conceited hibernation I was surely bred

Comically, uncertainty's my existential dread

Don't call me buddy

Don't call me buddy

Don't call me buddy, k

We were never friends

You occupied a place

Don't call me honey

Don't call me honey

Don't call me honey, babe

No, I ain't sweet like that

Ain't no candy cane

Don't call me buddy

Don't call me buddy

Don't call me buddy, hey

You just served your purpose

Now get out the way

Don't call me honey

Don't call me honey

Don't call me honey, babe

No, I ain't sweet like that

Ate a Warhead today

As I walk through the valley of evil evergreem

I can smell humiliation mixed with kerosene

Know that when the time is right it'll all come crashing in

Vituperation from swallows reduced to ash and sin

And part of me know that my melancholy bullshit

Pathetic excuse for a man who's got the time, yeah

No, it was never my intention to resolve shit

Rather use you as an inspirational punching bag

Don't call me buddy

Don't call me buddy

Don't call me buddy, k

We were never friends

You occupied a place

Don't call me honey

Don't call me honey

Don't call me honey, babe

No, I ain't sweet like that

Ain't no candy cane

Don't call me buddy

Don't call me buddy

Don't call me buddy, hey

You just served your purpose

Now get out the way

Don't call me honey

Don't call me honey

Don't call me honey, babe

No, I ain't sweet like that

Ate a Warhead today

And now my life is over