Dogs Lyrics

He loves his dogs

They love their master

They're well behaved

Get exercise vet visits

They're always well looked after

And everybody knows

They're mans best friend

Treats them so much better

Than the wife and kids

Who never understand

Is it because the dogs can't talk back

Can't be two faced

He can lock them in the cage

He knows what they won't chase

Is it because the dogs don't waste his time

Wanting precious things

Don't go out on dates

Want a golden fetching ring

You can plainly see

They're made for one another

Mutual respect

Like children and a father

If only people acted like his own beloved pets

Birthdays anniversaries easy to forget

No one needing pieces of his life

No kid demanding

He loves his dogs

It's much easier for him

To meet his social needs

Without ever talking

Or sacrificing

Being part of something

Like the way people ought to be

Depend on extended family

He can lock those dogs away

He can have his master's say

They can't talk back anyway

Who cares what people say

It's safer this way

He loves his dogs

and they love their master

And they're well behaved

they're well looked after

and everybody knows

they're man's best friend

Hell, he treats them so much better than

Those who don't understand