Red Flavored Formaldehyde Lyrics

Have you thought lately?

Your life needs more flavor

We've got something for you, as soon as you sign this waiver

It's sweet and gum-tingling

With added salt to savor

Go try it yourself as soon as we're done with this palaver

Guzzling red flavored formaldehyde

Gonne be the best thing you've ever tried

Just ignore the serving size, it's never fun to analyze

Guzzling red flavored formaldehyde

Our own research tells us

When consumed constantly

Our product has shown to have the chance to cure moronity

It comes in frech plastic

And has control qualities

Even available for purchase in children's quantities

Guzzling red flavored formaldehyde

Gonna be the best thing you've ever tried

Pass it down through your bloodline, a five ounce is just twelve ninety-nine

Guzzling red flavored formaldehyde