Om Nom Nom Lyrics

Silently smolder as this cursed bus trip reaches hour three

Chip on my shoulder spewed from that cretin sat right behind me

Grinding teeth over just how loud they insist to chew

Maybe fill their spoon with superglue

Anything to stop that constant raucous crunch

I think a lesson's overdue

Damned if that don't sound fun

Gave him a scare when he caught a glimpse of me doodling my schemes

I swear that to this day that foul nibbling haunts me in my dreams

Disbelief over just how long they persist to chew

Maybe lace their food with rusty screws

Anything to swiftly end that roaring munch

I think a lesson's overdue

Damned if that don't sound fun

Grinding teeth over just how loud they insist to chew

Maybe fling my pocket brown recluse

Anything to stop that constant raucous crunch

To bring a swift end to that roaring munch

To snuff out their most awful blaring brunch

I think a lesson's overdue

Damned if that don't sound fun