Invasive Species Lyrics

Can't you read the sign

It says they're not allowed

Tame - When they're in their fence

But you let them out

Take them off their leash

And they bite your hand

Just strays, on your prime time shows

Eating everything

And there's always more

You better lock your doors

First one, then they're everywhere

Have they had their shots

Do they have their tag

Or any paperwork

Stay back, you don't know where they've been

They can spread disease

But you make a call

And then they're taken away

We domesticate them

Regulate them

Vaccinate them

And we relocate them

They're identified

And classified

And they might seem nice

But they've got to stay outside

You see them on the street

You see them on TV

In an empty lot

Or on the side of the road

In the trash

Out behind the store

For the one you see

There's a million more

You say they gotta go

First one, then they're everywhere

We oughta get them fixed

Keep the numbers down

They're getting out of hand

Stay back, you don't know where they've been

We can set some traps

And it might be sad

But you just can't take them home

Nothing to feed them

But they just keep breeding

And they follow you home

But you just can't keep them

They're not allowed

You try to keep them out

Next thing you know

They've gotten in your house

And you just don't want them living next to you

And you just don't want them living on your street

And you just don't want them in your neighborhood

We legislate them

Ajudicate them

Separate the overpopulation

They're identified

And classified

And we turn a blind eye

So we can say we tried