Hopeless & Haunted Lyrics

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My girl broke up with me, she slit her throat

I tried to keep her out back, but she attracted crows

Her love is a foul stench lingering off her clothes

But when she was alive, mmm, it was a freaky show

Now that she's dead, I can go deeper than I did before

I keep her for a week or so, I'll bang the skin off of her bones

She's falling to pieces, but I can't let her go

I tried to put her together, but it just won't hold

I guess I'll save her for later, don't gotta clean that stove

I thought, I guessed, maybe I'll clean this mess

And it was at that second that I got that text

That said I matched with a chick with a crazy ex

An old serial killer that had slash mad necks

He turned them both into dolls, ain't that some shit

I guess voodoo She said, how do you do? I am two foot two

I'm looking to get loose

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And I won't kill you I was sold Bet

What could I expect I picked her up in a trailer that smelled like death

I showed respect because she brandished a knife

And had easy access at hamstring height

We had a good date, and later that night

I had to drill myself a hole so I could lay that pipe

We started going at it, and she got sarcastic

I started going faster, and it smelled like burnt plastic.

I looked at her, and we both started laughing

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