How I Met Your Mother Lyrics

Dad can you tell me how you and mom met

She doesn't talk about it much

But she said you were a charmer

I hope she sleeps through this

I creep out side her window

She seems to be in bliss

Whilst I cry in Limbo

I would never rape of hurt her

I just want to taste her insides

She Doesn't Know that I love her

But She will in time

I first met her in school

She smelt sweet and seemed cool

I didn't no dat she'd notice a dweeb like me

Last night pizza holy jeans

Insecurities on my sleeves

Her a queen a bee free people love her easily

I know without her I won't sleep

I know I'll just follow her home

She must live kinda close

HA HA HA HA HA HA H UP THE ROAD

So this is how it goes the darkest love grows

Her smells stuck in my nose

This sense it gives me hope

That she will be Mine!

The bell rings and my heart racin'

I watched her as she hurried away

I observed from a regular pace

I Saw Her Remove the Window Pain

From the Basement of House 3 OH 8

What a convenient place for me to watch her pray

I'll keep her safe secrets and faith

I wont even watch herwhen she changes

But I'll be staring if she keeps sangin'

Within me is wishful thinking

The lights went off but she wasn't sleeping

My phone lit up and sent light gleaming

She must of thought it was a shooting star

Or a moving car maybe I went to far

What if she seen me oh my lord

Tomorrow school what am I in for

I crept outside her window

While she sleeps inside

She doesn't know that I love her

But she will in time

The next day I'm awake

But I tell my mom I aint feeling great

I can't tell her what might have happened

I need to stay home but she aint havin' it

Awww shucks I Head to the buss

That wicked Ish bump in my ear buds

And it keeps screaming "You Fucked Up"

Its almost lunch and I aint seen her

Maybe she stayed home n called the cops

Their gonna call me crazy or a peeping tom

I really should just leave her alone

But I'll wait for night fall to see if she's home

I'm up to no good it feels like it should

Simplistic still it's stiff like wood

In this minute infinite wit huh

You don't get it I resend my love

I crept up to her window but it was left ajar

I approached swiftly she jumped up quickly

Almost scared the shit out me

Uhhh hi Its not what it seems

Oh last night that wasn't me

She knew Ize lying she said you a freak

She said so am I do you wanna see

She seemed to enjoy it an i'm starting to geek

She pulled me in with a ghoulish grin

The room spins with filled foolish sin

Smells like Romance Death and giz

The perfect mix of S & M

I feel the flavored pain within I'm Hooked