my pet alligator ft. the King’s runaway Lyrics

Welcome to my house hear the call of the wild

It's a zoo, come right in, but enter single file

This is my very best friend, we've been close for a while

If you haven't met yet, this is my crocodile

He's a green machine and he won't be mean

Doesn't like to be but if he has to

Be the beast he will show his teeth

And you'll be his feast better watch your step oh

You messed things up when you broke that vase

You tripped on the rug and you smashed your face

I was having fun until you killed my snake

Now you're on the run trying to escape

This is super simple, out the door forget the socks

Activate, sport mode on, before you start equip the crocs

Choose to leave, shoes and coat, it's begun and now you're off

Run, run, run, away you go, on your tail you hear the mob

Off you go like a shot

Hammer flies cannonball

Think you're fast no you're not

I know we will never stop

Fuzzy furball that's my dawg

Lickity gribbity that's my frog

Don't touch me you won't get far

Hit my chin say hi to Croc!

Have you met my alligator

His name is Francis

Like a Burger King baconator

He has had it

With people saying "See ya later!"

He can't stand it

Got so mad that he ate her

Got reprimanded

Yo i love my house so take off your shoes

Don't get it dirty yeah take the clue

My polar bear's hungry and i sent him for you

Like why'd you scuff the couch you ugly fool

Your dog is lame my koala rocks

Your feet are nasty put on some socks

Here's my exhibit of all the snakes

Like when you saw my vipers you hit the brakes

Yeah so here's a cobra come lean in close

Why you backing up? you should trust your host

Do you need the bathroom or a piece of toast?

Don't leave i'll show you what i love the most

This fish's name is Charlemagne

Oh you want a drink how 'bout a cheap champagne

I'm just kidding i don't drink at all

How 'bout i end the tour with my favorite croc

Have you met my alligator

His name is Francis

Like a Burger King baconator

He has had it

With people saying "See ya later!"

He can't stand it

Got so mad that he ate her

Got reprimanded